People love superheroes…and why not?!
They are strong, fast, have special powers, save people, fight bad guys and often wear tights and capes.
Superheroes are cool.
But I am bored with the traditional hero abilities, I am looking for something a little different in a superhero. So here are Four superheroes that don’t exist…but should
I have two brown dogs, one big and one that will be big someday
When I go outside to my yard and see this horrifying sight:
That’s when I would call
Pooper Scooper Girl, and instantly I have green grassy yard again
I’m driving on the freeway, in the left lane and come up to 'slow old guy driver'….or I notice 'lane changing on the phone teen driver'
…that’s when I call
Bad Driver Man- he lifts up their car and throws it far far away
I’m in the grocery store and someone from my past walks toward me….there is no where to run, no where to hide…
that’s when I call for
Awkward Convo Woman- she instantly distracts them and I can make a smooth get away
________________________________________________________________________I have some delicious food in front of me that I am very excited to try…but it is really hot, I am about to put the scalding item into my mouth
when along comes
Don’t Eat That Yet Man- who bravely throws himself in danger’s way
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These are just a few examples of MY kind of superhero....what kind of superhero do you need?
I need Daylight Savings Time Saving Man - he sets my clock ahead for me tonight but lets me keep the hour I would have lost. :>]
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